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nearly 17 year ago.
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I don’t think Im gonna stop making these anytime soon. But I’d just like to say that the public does not talk about this outfit as much as they should cause James serves sm cunt in this outfit it’s insane.

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top gear narration is like
"We put our engineering expertise to practice." (clip of one of them bending a piece of metal with a hammer, which cuts to one of them trying to nail it onto the frame and hitting their hand) "With patience, diligence, and a lot of hard work," (clip of the chassis being dropped 4 feet off the ground by a forklift) "we had forged a masterpiece that was more reliable, sturdier, and more fuel efficient, than any current car on the market." "Introducing, Le'Thiel." (clip of the absolute most shit car you have ever seen in your life (door falling off) driving out of a garage (it clips the bottom of the door))
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"James you're so old you think Werther's Originals are infantile."
"Both those cars are ostentatious and ghastly."
"OLIVERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!"
"HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOU'VE REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!"
"CLARKSOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!"
22 years.
22 fucking years of cars, crashes, pranks, disasters, medical emergencies, oh cocks, and bickering and childish arguing.
22, fucking years of laughs, roadtrips, memories and the best music and possibly the best drone footage ever.
It's been an hell of an ride, 22 years.
It's been a education you three. You made my childhood the best ever. They're 3 blithering idiots, but they're MY 3 BLITHERING IDIOTS.
22 years, and Hammond is still crashing.
Thank you so much lads. 🥺👍
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THE GRAND TOUR | JAMES MAY
#did you see that dude with the gray streaks?#this guy totally caught my eye#he’s got this awesome vibe#while I eagerly anticipate the new season of the devil’s hour I find myself drawn back to the familiar charm of the grand tour#it’s impossible not to be captivated by james whose allure seems to deepen with time like a fine wine mellowing in the cellar#the silver streaks in his hair and the distinguished salt-and-pepper beard only amplify his handsomeness#lending him an air of gravitas that is undeniably magnetic#there’s something undeniably alluring about a man with a touch of gray#a hint of wisdom in his eyes and the strength etched into his features#james may#richard hammond#jeremy clarkson#top gear#the grand tour#sand job
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The Grand Tour, Scenery Porn: One For The Road
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I am so not prepared for the final ever episode of Clarkson, Hammond & May together in two days' time.
They've been "part of my life" for the last 18 years, and I honestly cannot imagine no new content from them.








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Bold of them to call the show Top Gear when all three of those old British fuckers are clearly bottoms
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The Grand Tour: One For The Road - final handshakes
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May, thank you for everything!
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the tyrant's tour, from "the grand tour" -soon to be on my patreon
#the grand tour#simon roy#comics#sciencefiction#speculative worldbuilding#speculative biology#speculative fiction
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